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me

2006-02-13T11:53:00.000-08:00

Hey everyone.

I thought it was about time i did an ubdate so i just thought id tell u how im doin.

I was taken to hospital last week after an injury i got in rugby. I was hit in the eye by this guys knee. It cut open my eyelid, which was glued up, and i hav concusion and get headaches wenever i turn left. I have blurred and double vision in my right eye and colours r duler than in the left eye. Apart from that im cool.

Mentally everything is awesome.
I am single and loving it. For some reason around christmas i stopped worrying about havin a girlfriend and stopped caring that i didnt have 1 and i hav been a lot happier since. Advice to anyone who is searching for someone. DONT. Be happy that u r single cause if u think about it its realy cool and better and easier in many ways. MAke the mst of being single cause it wont last forever.

Bit of a crap blog but hey u dont like dont read cya

rob

Why is it?

2006-01-06T13:37:00.000-08:00

Back by some demand.

I have noticed that a lot of christians have a very fixed idea about non-christians. They think the smae old thing that they all wanna have sex wih a many people as many imes as possible. Thye don't seem to be able to understand that ther isn't that big a difference between hristians and non-christians.

Also I have notcied there seems to be a lot of "Them" and "Us" why is that. I mean christians say they believe we every1 was created by the same god and every1 is equal so how can there be a "Them" and Us".

I feel that a lot of christian feel they are bette than non-christians and they look down on every else from there self proclaimed highness.

There are LOADS of REALLY NICE non-christians and they dont all want sex all the time. Most dont want to wait until thy are married bu they do want to wait for some1 they love-which is not that much different.

So christian people why is that you give me this view? Do you think I am correct?

The End

2005-12-22T12:24:00.000-08:00

This is the end of my blog. I haven't had anything to write on my blog 4 ages so i ahve decided to stop posting. I would like to thank the people who have been comenting and saying they like my blog. I would also like to thank my sis for putting up a post to try and save my blog but im affraid she has failed.

Signing off

Bobby G

WHY?

2005-11-06T09:55:00.000-08:00

Why is it that if you arnt a christian your trusted to go out and not be stupid, but if your a christian u arnt trusted. I thought that bein a christian would mean that you would b trusted more because you would hav more defined morals and probably better morals. Yet people that arent christians seem to hav a lot more trust.

I hav the trust of my parents to look after myself and not be really stupid but i hav noticed other christians who hav no trust from their parents (but it wouldnt be said by the parents).

Also why is it that the other people in the church should stop people doin stuff just because of what the others might think. Especially when it isnt true?

It is stupid and it really annoys me that bein a christian means that other people in the church think they can decide what you shud shudnt do, and then look down on u.

God's a Genius

2005-10-10T13:52:00.000-07:00

Today i was reminded of a dicussion I had with my family a while ago about the bible. My dad said that the bible constantly contradicts itself. My mum asked for an example, but like most people who say that, he didn't have 1. Eventually someone said that the bible contradicts itself from the old testerment to the new.

The examlpe given was that in the old testerment it says "An eye for an eye adn a tooth for a tooth" whereas is the new testerment it says we should love our neighbour and turn the other cheek. I had no answer at the time for this except that jesus came and changed some of the laws. Which is correct but sounds kind of just like a get out of jail answer.

Today I believe God gave me 1 of the best answers to use in this stuation.

In the tudor times if someone stole a loaf of bread then they may be sentenced to hang but if someone stole a loafof bread today the wouldn't be hanged. Surelly this is a contradiction? NO because the law has been changed. Just like this jesus came and changed some of the laws that had been made and writtern about in the old testerment.

What an answer. God is awesome!

Wats goin on with ME!

2005-10-05T11:33:00.000-07:00

Well im still at collyers and it is awesome!

I have been playin loads of rugby which is amazing cause i get to hit loads of people and take out any anger inside me and dont get into any trouble for it(awesome). I didnt get picked for the team this week which i was really dissapointed about, especially as i had played the previous 2 games so im goin the wrong way. Hopefully i will be picked for the next game cause im really enjoying playing and i think im improving each time I play. The problem is the 2 people who play where i wanna play also play for Sussex so they are very good.

I have now started going kick boxing on tuesdays with Rob Powell and it is really fun, but also really tiring. We do bout 50 minutes of almost constant punching and kicking and then do press ups, sit ups, star jumps and stuff like that for another 10 mins.

I have payed my deposite to go on a college trip to Russia which I think will be awesome. I also might be goin on another trip to go scuba diving in the Red Sea and stay on this amazing boat for a week which would be amazing but its about another £700 on top of the £500 to go to Russia.

So i think thats bout all thats goin on for me at the moment.

1 of the ultimate questions, GIRLS.

2005-09-10T13:16:00.000-07:00

Now a lot of people may think, O a post bout girls its gonna be the same as any other post bout girls. They are probably rite but i dont think i hav done 1 myself and its my blog so im gonna do wat i want.

Girls are really confusing. It is always difficult to understand girls. It can be dangerous to say some stuff to girls aswell be it even a complement. An example may be "does my bum look big in this" how do you answer. NOw dont jump in early and say no. They will bite your head off sayin somethin like, "O my bum doesnt look big in this does it are you saying it always looks big." CRAZY. Why ask if you dont want an answer.

Also how girls feel about you. With guys im sure its pretty straight forward, you can always tell wen a guy likes a girl. With a girl it is a whole different story. They could act like they like you but they might not at all. It just ain't fair!

Girls should make it obvious if they like you or obvious if they don't.

Or what might be better is if all guys had wat mel gibson had in the film What women want, a borin film but wat a lucky guy. To finally b able to understand women WOW.

If a guy managed to find a way to work out all women he would be the richest man on the planet.

I'm not sayin I'v had loads of experience with girls cause I havent but i do know they are really confusing.

The best explanation i have ever heard as to why men will never understand women was by Loui Giglio. He said we will never understand women because we were asleep wen god made them from us. Genious. But still not fair.

If anyone knows how to understand women or has any tips then leave them as a coment cause im sure the other guys readin it wud love to read them aswell.

whatever u want it to b called

2005-09-03T08:28:00.000-07:00

Since I became a christian I never really went to my friends at school and said "this really cool thing happened, I became a christian." and i dont think a lot of my friends knew i am a christian cause they were all into sex alcohol and definately not christianity. So i didnt tell them cause i didnt want to b rejected and ignored.

Since just b4 my baptism and since then i have realised they were never good friends and if they had been then me being a christian wudnt have mattered. I realised that being a christian is not something to b ashamed it is somethng to b embrassed and talked about with everyone I get to know. Now alll my friends are christians, which is really cool and it makes being a christian a lot easier.

Next week im starting college and the only people i know are christians. Im really looking forward to meeting loads of new people and i just pray that i have the strength and the corrage to tell the new friends i make that I am a christian and that i hav the corrage to invite them to things like encounter and tnt.

PLease will everyone pray for me, cheers.

Soul survivor!!!

2005-08-18T14:10:00.000-07:00

It was AWSOME, FANTABULOUS U COULD SAY. Yeh thats right you heard me. You cant eat on an empty stomach, all my goldfish are dead. Thats close to being almost funny. They where just some of the excerllent quotes from my mates at soul survivor. It was an amazing week and I had so many amazing experriences and met oads of really cool people.

Im glad i was single when i went cause it was really cool talkin to loads of random girls, and there where loads of fit girls there, and i wouldnt hav been abl to do it if I hadnt been single.

The meeting where incredible and the worship was fantabulous. I got prayed for on the last nite and I got the gift of tongues which is still a bit weird but really cool.

I played a lot of basketball wid Ludo Doug Steve and Pete which was really cool.

I met these 2 really cool girls from canada called izy and emma who where really nice and very attractive. I also met this really cool girl who lives kinda near where im from and who im talkin to now called Lucy.

It was a week that i will never forget and was so much better than my expectations, which where already really high.

Bang

2005-08-01T12:00:00.000-07:00

I was thinking the other day about the big bang theory and wondering how people can serious think it is true. It just seems stupid to me. I mean look at the world around us. All these beautiful people and things. They all just happened by chance. Was told once that the probability that the Earth would be created in exactly the right distance from the sun for life to exist on it is 1 over the number of 0s written side by side in font size 12 to over 1 or 2 double decker busses. Now that is a lot. But that is wat people belief.

Also about the Red Shift I dont understand how that could work. It says that the Universe, which has no edge and is everything, is expanding. How can it expand if it has no edge and it is everything. Wat can it expand into there is no extra room. If anyone has any ideas or would like to try andexplain it to me i would like to listen so leave a comment.

Samititious

2005-07-27T13:36:00.000-07:00

On sunday sam did a talk bout the fear of God. Before hand I had never really thought bout fearing God cause i thought it would make me change how i felt bout God. I was right but it changed for the better tho.

Sam said bout how God could kill us all and that we all deserve. Which is very true spesh some of the stuff I hav done, but we dont need to go into that. But God doesn't. He continues to love us heal us and even bring people back from the dead. WOW!!! To me that is totaly awome. He could kill us with the blink of an eye but instead he takes care of us and loves us. He loves us so much he sent his one and only son to die for us.

I can't imagine wat that would b like. For a long time the only thing I have been certain about my future is that i want kids. I can not imagine sending one of them to die but God did it for us wen we didnt deserve it in the slightest.

That is amazing so it makes me love God even more and want o try and please him more. God is AWSOME.

Dudourous

2005-07-24T12:58:00.000-07:00

Today i realised that i have known Ludovic James Alex Baynham-Herd for over 12 years. Personally I think this deserves a personal blog.

We met in reception and imediatley became mates as we were born 4 days apart (I'm the older 1) and both support Manchester United (the best football team in the world). We were pretty much inseprable as kids as we were asways goin round each others house and hanging out.

He changed schools in year 4 so we werent as good friends for a while until year 6 when i changed to the same school as him. In year 7 we were in opposite sides of the year and didn't really see each other at all. Until the end of year 8 when i broke my leg and he kept coming round over the summer to keep me company.

Then at the end of year 9 he invited me to attitude and Soul Survivor where we really became good mates again. I then joined the church so we became great mates again and we have been since always hangin out.

We have many arguments and fights over the years but we always sorted and each 1 made us better mates.

Ludo is a great bloke and an a great guy to have as a mate. If you ain't mates with him then do try. He has helped me through hard times and we have had some great times, CHEERS LUDO!

Theres the blog u wanted mate.

Astromongous

2005-07-18T11:39:00.000-07:00

HI everyone, soz it has been so long since i updated my blog but i hav been really busy. Last week i was working at Christ Hospital and i earned £232.50. I made about 200 beds cleanned 90 cupboards and hoovered 90 bedroom floors. I played 3 football and got the nickname Duracel. For those who cant work it out its cause i never give up and i have the energy to be everywhere.

Im buying jons old guitar soon so i will b learning how to really rock and annoying all my neighbours wid it really loud.

The rest of this blog i am goin to dedicate to doug and his legend of a dad Angus. To start dougs parents are always letting me stay over which is really cool and wenever i do stay (which is most weeks) I laugh my head off. Doug and his dad hav the funniest relationship. Doug is always trying to give his dad advise and his dad goes along wid it, It may not sound funny but seeing it puts me into fits of histerics.

Doug himself is a great block. He is the most gay homofobe i have ever met. Also sometimes he seems really stupid but then the next minute he will say somethin really deep and intelligent. also me and Doug have just started to be accountable to each other which shud b good and really help me.

Every time I stay at dougs we stay up till bout 2 or 3 talkin bout life and our feelings. I now feel like i can tell him anything which is a really cool feeling. Also im gettin really gd at throwing a ball from one corner of his room to the other. So Doug is a Dude and so is his family.

Hitch

2005-07-05T13:05:00.000-07:00

Hey everyone.

I watched hitch for the first time yesterday and again today. It is an excellent film. Will Smith is a complete dude and as usually really funny. Eva Mendez looks truly beautiful in it and as the film progresses she looks better and better. Kevin James is an absolute legend and deserves lots of awards for his role as Albert Brennaman, especailly the dance scene, which is a classic.

Not only is it a great film to watch, you can pick up a few tips here and there. So any guys that are looking for a girl and haven't watched this film i suggest you do. To all you guys with girls and all you girls watch it aswell cause it is an awsome film and well worth watching.

All Jokes Aside

2005-06-19T11:47:00.000-07:00

Some of you I txted last week and I thanked you for all your support. I am writting this because I just want to say publicly that you are all wonderful people and i couldn't have got through the last year without you guys.

For those of you who don't know I have been having quite a hard time at school over the last 2 years and especially this year. A lot of my "mates" have been taking the mic out of me, i think mainly as a joke, but after 2 years it starts to hurt.

You guys have allways been ready to listen to me and give me words of encouragement. You haven't cared what time i needed to talk or what day. I don't think I could have coped with it if I hadn't been able to talk to you guys or look forward to seeing every weekend. A lot of you may not know how much you have helped but you all have.

I would especailly like to thank Ludo, Jon, Rachael, Doug, Bev, Dave and Sam, and just lately Matt and Hat. Your not the only ones to have helped me but you have probably been there the most, but thanks to everyone else aswell.

You guys are all amazing and you mean the world to me. I hope we can always be friends and if any of you ever need to talk to anyone I am onlly a txt or a phone call away. ANY TIME ANY DAY!

Thanks I will never forget all you have done.

rob

The Attack on Burberry HQ

2005-06-16T14:02:00.000-07:00

Ninja went ahead of me and The Master to do reconisance. He told us that we couldn't get in through the front because about 4,000 chavs go through the main door every hour. However the back door was never locked so we could infultrate the Burberry HQ from the back. We decided that was the best plan of attack so Ninja showed us how to get round to the back without being seen.

We went through the doors at the back and ran to some crates to the left of the doors for cover. I looked through a Gap in the boxes and saw hundreds of chavs filling hundreds of boxes with Burberry merchandise. It was clear they were planning to take over the world with their brown tarten. We knew that there was no way we could take on all the chavs, we would have to take out there leader, then they wouldn't know what to do as they can't think for themselves.

There was three levels to the Burberry HQ. We decided I would search the top floor, the Master would search the basement and Ninja would search the middle floor as he would find it easier to stay hidden from the hundreds of chavs.

I heaede up the steps to the second floor and put the silencers on my guns as I aproached the top. At the top of the steps there was a long corridor with offices on either side. I searched the first two rooms but they were both empty. In the third office a computer had been left on and it told me about the chavs home planet. Who knew chavs were actually aliens? The computer said that they were from a planet hidde from Earth behind mars.

The next two rooms had bords on with pictures of all the new stuff Burberry were producing. It sent shivers down my back and made me physically sick.

The light was on in the room at the end of the corridoor. I approached with caution. Inside i saw two huge chavs guarding a door that had a sign saying "Big Chav Boss" on the front of it.

Bang! There was a huge crash and the guards ran out a side door onto a balcony. Down below a herd of willderbeasts had escaped from the local farm and had crashed through the wall. This was my chance to get into the Big Boss Chavs office.

The Daring Rescue

2005-06-14T11:35:00.000-07:00

I met up with Ninja Man Matt and he explained the plan to rescue The Master of the Universe.

We were going to rescue him at night so Ninja Man Matt could hide in the shadows and jump out and attack the guards while I went in all guns blazing.

We arrived outside the local police station and Ninja used his ninja skills to sneak upto the window and see how many officers were inside. He could only see to at the desk but we knew there most be more upstairs. I decided that the best way was to take the guards by the desk out using mmy silincer, so i could get closer to the Master before raising the alarm.

I walked through the door and they asked me if they could help me. So i said,
"Yes you can go to sleep." Then i shot them with my silenced glock.

My PDA told me that the master was upstairs past the officers room. I walked upto the officers door.
Bang! I kicked the door open and starting shouting everyone inside with my double tranqualizer uzis. Within seconds all the officers were asleep on the floor and I could move along the corridor to where the master was being held.

By this time Ninja had joined me. We looked through the door and saw the Master in his cell. Unfortunatley his was being guarded by 5 huge guards. We kicked open the door and i tried to shoot the guards with my M-16 but it chamned. I had 1 bullet left in my glock and 5 guards infront of us. I aimed and shot.

The bullet hit the Master's hand cuffs and they snapped off. He pulled out his sword and me, Ninja and the Master charged at the guards from all sides. After 5 minutes of intence fighting we had defeated all 5 guards.

We knew the tranqualizers would be wearing off so we made a quick exit and headed fr our base.

Ginger Gunner

2005-06-13T12:02:00.000-07:00

I was putting my head back on after being hit by the bus and as I looked up I noticed a figure jumping across the rooftops. As soon as i saw them, they were gone. As i could no longer see them I decided it must have been my imagination, I had just been hit by a bus and my head nocked off.

Later A package was posted under my door so i opened the door. There was no one there.

I opened the package and inside was a letter. It said:

"Ginger Gunner,

I need some assistance rescuing The Master of the Universe. We had set out to save the world from the chavs and were moving through horsham when he was arrested by the police. Aparently your not allowed to carry a giant sword arround. He is being held in a high security prison with armed guards 24/7. I can get us in but i need your help with the guards.

Joins us and help us rid the world of the terrible chavs. Help me save the Master of the Universe

Ninja Man Matt"

I knew I had to help them.

I went to me secret room under my house. On the wall was all the guns I had collected for over missions like this 1. I put my holsters under my jacket. I decided to take 2 Glocks, 2 Uzis and a M-16. Obviously i took 2 spare magazines for each gun.

I was ready to fight the chavs and anyone who stood in my way.

What If? continued

2005-06-08T12:50:00.000-07:00

Ok i was wearing one of the new tops i had bought and was along a path in the middle of the woods. I heard a rumble. The ground shook. It was a giant monkey. It had ginger hair(the best colour im sure you will agree).

It picked me up and said, "Alright mate, my names Jim." Obviously, he reminded me of the other monkey i had met called Bill, so i asked him if he knew Bill. It turned out they had been at school together.

Jim then asked me if I knew the way to dorset. So i told him that was where i was heading and i could show him how to get there. He put me on his shoulder and we set off.

On the way we talked about our childhood and our dreams and he told me that as a child he had a reacurring dream about flying bananas. To my amazement that was another thing we had in common.

It didn't take very long to get to dorset as he could cross miles in only a few steps. When we got there we parted company. He told me he had to go and buy some new trainers and it usually took hours to find a size 56 pair of shoes that he liked, so he couldn't go for a beer and continue our chat.

What would you do if a giant monkey started talking to you? Would you run or get a free lift to wherever you wanted?

I think this will be my last random blog so I hope you enjoyed it. If you did leave a comment if you didn't keep it to yourself.

What If?

2005-06-08T05:54:00.000-07:00

This time last year i was walking along the road in london. I had got the train up and was goin to buy myself a new jumper and possibly a I pod wen out of the blue i heard a screech. My kean sence of hearing told me that it was the number 27 red double decker bus and it's breakes weren't working and it was heading straight for me.

As i turned around it was confirmed the 27 bus was heading for me. I thought i should get out of the way but then i looked down and noticed me shoelace was untied. Me mum always taught me to make sure my laces are tied before crossing the street. I bent down to tie my shoelaces and to my surprise the bus crashed into me before i had finished.

My head poped off and went rolling across the road. I heard a screem and a little gril told me that my head had fallen off. I looked down and saw she was telling the truth, I had no body. I said to myself not again and called to my body which then lifted the double decker bus off itself and walked to where my head was laying. My hands picked me up and screwed my head back on. Luckily, unlike last time I had managed not to get any dirt inside my head, because it is so awkward trying to clean it wen you do.

I walked over to the bus driver to see if he was ok and then i continued down the road a bought myself 2 jumpers as the one i was wearing had got dirty.

Zackass The Movie

2005-06-07T08:13:00.000-07:00

This is arguably one of the funniest things i have ever seen or taken part in. If you have a chance to see it the you definetly should. There is now even a website where you can view some of the amazing scenes in the epic film.

www.zackass.tk

It all started in a living of a small house in Cranleigh, Surrey, England. It then grew and expanded to the surrounding woods. Then it travelled across the county border to Horsham in West Sussex. The cast crew and so did the publicness of the Film. It was taken from the living to the woods and then into the public shopping centre (Swan Walk).

So What Happens In The Film?

Well it is a lot of crazy people doing crazy Things. The crew includes:
Xen Herd, Zack Herd (who the film was named after), Luod Herd and Me, Rob Grant.

I was involved with the scene in Swan Walk. What we did was i walked along with some crutches and then, in the distance you see an American Fottball player running towards me. Then bang. He hit me to the ground. He runs off. Two others come and attack me and then they run off with my cruthces so i can't move. If you want to know any more check out the website or talk to Ludo and I'm sure he could make you a copy for a small price.

Hope you enjoyed my blog. Post a comment and let me know wat you think.

welcome

2005-06-05T09:41:00.000-07:00

hi this is my first blog and i wud just like to say hi to ne1 reading and i hope u enjoy my future blogs